Overboards Smorgasbord for Open Air Preachers

O-S WEIGHT WATCHER"S LUUN-CH #3 07/23/09

2009-07-23T21:25:00.000-07:00

"When people talk about “their pastor” or a “church” “pastor” or “youth pastor” (there’s a contradiction in terms) and their behavior, be it good or bad, my only reply is, “So what? They are in a biblically illegal man-made institution which is part of the antichrist system, totally out of God’s will and purpose, practicing, perfecting and perpetuating unbiblical teachings, and attempting to integrate their ungodly activities into mainstream society by compromising the gospel of Jesus Christ so they’ll be accepted by that sinful society which translates into more money for them to keep their man-made brand of “church” alive and well-financed. What did you expect? Why do you act surprised and shocked because the “youth pastor” seduced one of the young ladies, or the “pastor” ran off with his secretary. What did you expect from this scripturally dysfunctional bunch?” (don't choke on the rest: http://www.angelfire.com/in/HisName/anybody.html )

O-S Oh-Oh! APPETIZERS (Overboard's Observations) #3 07/23/09

2009-07-23T21:11:00.000-07:00

This Saturdays outreach was a little different than most to say the least. We went into the Pioneer Square area of downtown Seattle. For those that do not know this is an area where many of the cities homeless population reside, in the parks and in the streets. As well as drug dealers, prostitutes, demon possessed, the diseased and afflicted. The lower class of our great nation , home of the free and land of the bondage!
http://outreachposts.blogspot.com/2009/01/outreach-jan-172009-pioneer-square.html
Click here to hear Tom’s full testimony on WATCHMAN radio!
Multiple Guest Fest #8 1-17-09

O-S Oh-Oh! APPETIZERS (Overboard's Observations) #2 07/23/09

2009-07-23T21:02:00.000-07:00

Modern churchianity is become a haven for the cowards, the unbelieving "believers", the religious hypocrits (actors on a stage), the carnal, and the self loving junkfood binjing brats who are ashamed of the real Jesus and His Words they claim they love and obey. To protect the guilty and the status quo, Modern Churchianity has become a Witness Protection Program. Here's how it works:
http://openairseattleletters.blogspot.com/2008/11/modern-churchianity-is-become-haven-for.html

O-S Dessert #2 07/23/09

2009-07-23T20:54:00.000-07:00

It is my testimony from doing the dreaded 'E'-word...that Jesus knew what He was talking about when He COMMANDED, ( not "called") all of His true disciples to "Go ye, therefore, into all the world...". There are so many other benefits to the child of God when they are obedient to the dreaded "E"-word, and these benefits is a secondary reason for your Lord's command to do the dreaded "e"-word. (read more>http://openairseattle.blogspot.com/2008/09/dear-friends-and-family.html)

O-S WEIGHT WATCHER"S LUUN-CH #2 07/23/09

2009-07-23T20:23:00.000-07:00

THE LAST TRAIN TO REDEMPTION
Dear family and friends,Will America escape via repentance God's just wrath? Will America's lukewarm Christianity and false gospel be allowed to keep leavening the world? Will you get off your cushy pew and take the real Gospel of real Christianity out into the darkening streets of your town and let your light so shine among men before "darkness comes when no man can work?" The "laboreres are few." Where are you?! What are you waiting for...world government?!http://www.newswithviews.com/Schwiesow/jim37.htm
http://www.newswithviews.com/Schwiesow/jim36.htm
America gets the government she deserves. If you love the world, you'll get world government! If America repented, THEN God may raise up a Ron Paul. He wont win, because America wont repent, because her lukewarm "Christions" wont repent and become hot. Get close to God and you will catch on fire, He is a consuming fire! Either you gather, or you scatter. Either you are for Him, or against Him. Either you are ashamed of Him, or you are aflame for Him. Either you are in the "terrible army with banners", or you are in the compromised cowards(Rev21:8) and liars! (1 Jn 2:4) Either you are butting heads with the Devil, or you are going his direction! Either you kill sin in you, or sin will kill you!Redeem the time for the days are evil. Time to stop worshipping the One-eyed Demon (your Hellevision) Time to wake up, get up, and speak up... for Jesus' sake, and then He will get up, and speak up...for you!Storm the gates...in 2008!Tom

O-S MNMN (Midnight Nursing Milk Nightcap) #3

2009-07-23T20:06:00.000-07:00

Common questions,complaints and rebukes I write the following on the heels of last night's exhilarating evangelism outreach in the open air of Bellevue Square (see Outreach post).Common questions, complaints and rebukes often surface when the true salty and alarmingly bright Light of the gospel of Jesus is boldly proclaimed (preached) with banner's of Truth unfurled and lifted high in the public arena: 1]"You're not attracting people to Jesus! You're driving them away!" or 2]"You're making us (lukewarm Christianity) look bad!" or 3] "Jesus would never do that!" or 4]"Shame on you...YOU'RE going to Hell, you *@#*%$#$X#@!!!" and 4]"What church do you go to?"Here is the answers to these types of queries: http://openairseattle.blogspot.com/2007/12/common-questionscomplaints-and-rebukes.html

O-S Left-Overs #2 07/23/09

2009-07-23T19:38:00.000-07:00

Monday, October 29, 2007

"Get on fire, and sinners will come watch you burn... the Truth into their hearts. They will either melt... down in humility... and thus receive God's grace, or... they will boil up (become proud) and get an eternal case of "heartburn", and hatred toward you. (Psst! They already hate God!). Since they hate Jesus, they will hate you as well, their tongues being set on fire of Hell!" (sink your teeth in here: (Can you say "a-p-o-s-t-a-s-y-"?)

O-S Left-Overs #1 07/23/09

2009-07-23T19:06:00.000-07:00

Sunday, October 07, 2007

"God bless America"??? WHY???

You've got to be kidding, right?

NEWS FLASH!!! - God is about to JUDGE America, because He is love...He LOVES holiness, righteousness, and justice. God's love demands that He judge this evil, wicked nation AND...its leaven filled apostate churches! Judgement begins in the house of God. Be zealous therefore, and REPENT! (to lick this plate clean, click here: http://openairseattle.blogspot.com/2007/10/news-flash.html )

O-S MNMN (Midnight Nursing Milk Nightcap) #2 07/23/09

2009-07-23T11:39:00.000-07:00

"...Because the modern "puke"warm Laodecian church (no, scratch that; instead insert: "social club") has lost its "backbone" and therefore can no longer STAND up for Jesus and the whole counsel of God (AKA: "thus saith the LORD") in public, but rather can only sit and warm a pew anymore,..." (bottom's up here: http://openairseattle.blogspot.com/2007/05/comment.html )

A "lullaby" while you get all comfy for bed...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUN0dVciIO0

WELCOME! Please enjoy THIS while you wait to be seated

2009-07-10T20:00:00.001-07:00

PLEASE ENJOY THIS http://www.slide.com/r/9BB5cPu-1z8UMPmjUGY0FDs0znMyIpoi?previous_view=lt_embedded_url WHILE WE PREPARE YOUR TABLE

S-O After Diner Pics n' Mints

2009-07-09T21:13:00.000-07:00

provided by Shaudin's Sticks n' Sweets

PLEASE TAKE SOME:

"-Christianity hasn't been tried and found wanting. It has been found difficult and left untried."

-Fallacies do not cease to be fallacies because they have become fashions.
-The riddles of God are more satisfying than the solutions of man.
-To have the right to do a thing is not at all the same as being right in doing it.
-If there were no God, there would be no atheists.
-Without education we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously."-G.K. Chesterton

O-S GMV BREAKFASTS (Goooood Mornin' Viet-Haaaaaaaam!)

2009-07-09T11:44:00.000-07:00

O-S MANAGEMENT SPECIAL ANNOUNCMENT:

Due to the lateness of the hour, ALL menu entrees'

will be made available 24/7!

NEW! Try your faith on this

new Oriental Breakfast! (It's a mouthful!) from guest

world-traveling chef William Lau @ http://www.theelijahchallenge.org/

"I told them that the Church has too long been focusing on God's blessings and benefits for us in this life. It is time, I argued, to consider our heavenly rewards which are based on our works of obedience to Him here on earth. Earthly blessings cannot be compared to our heavenly reward. But this is difficult for many believers to truly understand---especially those who are raised on a steady diet of what God can do for us on earth. Teachings on obedience and holiness---what we should do for God in response to His love for us through Christ---simply do not sell and do not draw the big crowds as do the teachings on being "successful" in this life."
(Finish this meal here: http://www.theelijahchallenge.org/Elijah%20Challengers/Simon%20Chong/Simon%20Chong%20Index.htm)

O-S Guest Chef Samples #2

2009-07-09T10:33:00.000-07:00

Meet COACH, the Iron Chef guest from http://www.ptsalt.com/

TODAY'S LUUNCH SPECIAL (NOT a low salt dish!)

"You see, to him, the church is a business…an enterprise…a social club totally dependant on butts and bucks. It is a place to make business contacts, network with others in the community, and soothe one’s conscience through weekly attendance and philanthropy. It is no different from a whore house where a woman’s body is sold for the pleasure of another. Love-less intercourse is prostitution. Most church goers love the service that Jesus provides (membership has its privileges) but don’t really know the Jesus who provides it." (read more... http://www.newswithviews.com/Daubenmire/dave160.htm) Good to have you back, Coach!

O-S Guest Chef Samples #1

2009-07-09T08:12:00.000-07:00

O-S Road Kill Special, http://www.revivalstreet.com/Text%20Messages.htm prepared by guest Chef Darren Smith http://www.streetscapeministries.com/

(God is preparing a meal for the birds: Churchianity, and the USA!) WARNING-Not Responsible For Broken Teeth

O-S U-R DINNERS (You are the N W O's dinner!)

2009-07-09T00:04:00.000-07:00

The Fall of the United States of Babylon! http://lasttrumpetnewsletter.org/2009/06_09.html

WARNING: May Induce Nausea!

O-S WEIGHT WATCHER"S LUUN-CH (pronounced "loonch")

2009-07-08T23:16:00.000-07:00

Light Weight In The Pulpit & Watchers-Lite In The Pews (Over Priced Meal!) Warning: No Nutritional Value http://openairseattle.blogspot.com/2007/05/comment.html

O-S GMV BREAKFASTS (Goooood Mornin' Viet-Haaaaaaaam!)

2009-07-08T22:52:00.000-07:00

So, what did Jesus do, and say?? http://openairseattle.blogspot.com/2007/02/what-did-jesus-preach.html

O-S TODDLERS & SENIOR'S "N T" SPECIALS (No Teeth Specials)

2009-07-08T22:04:00.000-07:00

All ya need is a straw to get this sugary concoction down: http://endtimespropheticwords.wordpress.com/2009/06/23/new-todd-bentley-book-on-signs-and-wonders/

Everything you wanted to know about the Lakeland Florida "revival", but were unwilling to judge: http://www.velocity.net/~edju/kundalini.htm (Dentures Required!) Eye Candy for the diabetics : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bI2iEamEjJg

O-S LOL DESSERT

2009-07-08T21:55:00.000-07:00

DOLLAR DESSERT SPECIAL! Berries 'n Cream - It's ju....st so spe....cial! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q096w0Fz2p4&feature=related

O-S MNMN (Midnight Nursing Milk Nightcap)

2009-07-08T21:37:00.000-07:00

Why modern evangelism isn't evangelism at all! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCMHmThV8tw

O-S Oh-Oh! APPETIZERS (Overboard's Observations)

2009-07-08T20:51:00.000-07:00

Who is more dangerous to Satan's kingdom? Leonard Ravenhill, a nobody street preacher of righteousness, or tattooed Todd Bentley?

You decide:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gc4pclpeau0&feature=related

Chef Overboard's Cullnary Arts education

2009-07-08T20:07:00.000-07:00

...more than P & J sandwiches?, unauthentic?, unpalatable?, or anutritionally imbalanced and can 't pass the mustardwith the FDA?? Put your Peptobismal down and relax! I wish to calm your anxious hearts, my beloved diners, by letting you know I cut my thumb and sharpened my sword, so to speak, and have been serving up tasty meals for about 3 years at http://www.openairseattle.blogspot.com/

bon apetite'

Overboard, Chef and Footwasher

The Overboard Smorgasborg Menu

2009-07-08T18:04:00.000-07:00

WELCOME! Please enjoy THIS while you wait to be seated
O-S Oh-Oh! APPETIZERS (Overboard's Observations)
Overboard's "O,O"s will get your thinking juices flowin'!
O-S GMV BREAKFASTS (Goooood Mornin' Viet-Haaaaaaaam!)
Sound Doctrine, like a hearty breakfast, is the most important meal of your day!
O-S WEIGHT WATCHER"S LUUN-CH (pronounced "loonch")
Trims the fat and junk from Looney-Churchianity
O-S U-R DINNERS
You are the N W O's dinner!
O-S TODDLER & SENIOR'S "N T" SPECIALS (No Teeth Specials)
Knocks the teeth out of the old wolves in sheep's drag
O-S LOL DESSERT
High cal + lots of laughing = zero net cal, so pig out on these pork rhines!!
O-S MNMN (Midnight Nursing Milk Nightcap)
Evangelism evaporated milk for new borns, and big babies
O-S Guest Chef Sampler
O-S After Dinner Picks n' Mints
O-S Left-Overs (excuse the paperplate, so I don't have to wash dishes!!)

COMING SOON!

2009-07-01T22:03:00.001-07:00

OVERBOARDS SMORGASBORD
FULL MEAL MENU COMING SOON!